I want my Girlfriend like Google,
She will understand me better.
If a hug tells you how much I love u,
I would hold you in my arms forever.
When I’m on my deathbed,
I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.
I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
“F#%K It.” – my final thought before making most decisions.
If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
Time is precious waste it wisely.##
IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO BE GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY.
He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool
"Can I borrow a kiss… I promise I’ll give it back."
I look at people sometimes and think... Really??? That’s the sperm that won.
When I die, I want my grave to offer free Wifi so that people visit more often.
I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY?
YU CAN’T BURN ME.
I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!!
Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY.
Your looks don't make u Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful.
Whenever I think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.
Relation of friendship is greater than the relation of blood.
When I miss you I re-read our old conversations and smile like an idiot.
When I miss you it seems every song I listen to is about you.
My silence/smile is just another word for my pain.
Sometimes It’s better to be alone…No one can hurt you.
The most painful goodbye’s are those which were never said and never explained.
Sometimes one middle finger isn’t enough to let someone know how you feel. That’s why you have two hands.
Sometimes I’m not angry, I’m hurt and there’s a big difference.
My silence doesn’t mean that I quit… It simply means that I don’t want to argue with people who just don’t want to understand!
The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,
In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.
Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called #Sunday, please fix it !
I love food and sleep. If I give you a bit of food or text you all night, that means something.
Diets are hard because I get hungry.
We live in the era of smartphones and stupid peoples.
Don’t be so happy, I don’t really forgive people, I just pretend
like it’s okay and wait for my turn to destroy them.
If you want to make your dreams come true, The first thing you have to do is wake up.
I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
The greatest advantage of speaking the truth is that you don't have to remember what you said.
I'm not failed... my success is just postponed.
Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!!
After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)
#People with status don't need status.. #
I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you
I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...!!
When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition
We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,,
The only way to do great work is to love what u do.
Every problem comes with some solution. .....If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl!
You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.
Math Rule -: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.!
Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.!!
Save water & drink beer...cool..
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!
Train your mind to see good in everything...
In Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is,... And Dad Knows What Boys Are....
I have no time to hate people,...who hate me...because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me....
People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
There are three sides to an argument ....my side ,your side and the right side.
Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs ...
"Dream" as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...
Some people need to open their small minds instead of their big mouths.
I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.
A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything.
Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever!
No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.