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I'll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet.


I don't make mistakes, I just date them.


You are gorgeous all over, your body, your face, your smile, your personality, most importantly, your heart.





I have a problem. My problem is love and... My solution is you.


I'm shy at first, but once I'm comfortable with you get ready for some crazy shit.


You don't have to be crazy to hang out with me. I'll train you. Make your appointment today.


You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.


Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off.


When I see you, I miss your smile. When I see your smile, I miss your hug. When you hug me, I want your kiss.. Oh I'm just so crazy about you.

When my day begins, you're my inspiration. Seeing your face glow, is my nicest hello. And when you kiss and caress me, and make love to my mind. I can't get enough. I'm so glad that you're mine.


I would rather have taken one breath of your skin, one kiss from your lips, one touch of your hand, than spend eternity without you.


Shhhhhhhh everyone around me is in a relationship and I am just here with my laptop and Whatsapp.


Kisses blown are kisses wasted, kisses are not kisses unless they are tasted.


Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.


Finally 21, and legally able to do everything I've been doing since 15.


The fragrance - Of your skin is sweeter to me than the perfumes of a million roses...


I love your lips when they're wet with wine and red with wicked desire.


If kissing is the language of love, then we have a lot to talk about.


I'll show you mine, if you'll show me yours.





I had a stressful day today, want to help me unwind? Anytime, anyplace. Are you game?


Anyone can be passiionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.


Kisses spread germs and germs are hated, but anyhow you can kiss me baby I am vaccinated.


I cant taste my lips could you do it for me.


I don't care if you think I'm crazy. Life is too short to be normal.


Your lips look so lonely. Would they like to meet mine?


I wish my bank account refilled as fast as my laundry basket.


Sometimes I wonder how many miles I have scrolled my mouse wheel.


I know I'm crazy. Don't ruin my moment.


People say nothing's impossible, but I do nothing everyday.


Arrange marriage these days is the agreement between two broken hearts.


Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary? 🙂

Love never dies.. only the lover changes.


Babies are so lucky. They can sleep all day still everyone loves them.


A girl jogging in the park helps at least 5 boys to be fit and in shape.


Do you ever look at your friends and think 'why the hell aren't we comedians?'


People never remember the million times you help them, only the one time you don't.


Why do I fall in love with people who are all ready taken or have feelings for someone else?


That awkward moment when you are watching a movie with your dad and a love scene comes on.


If Your age was to be determined by the 2 last digits of your phone number, how old will you be?


Just finished deleting some friends on Facebook, if you can read this then you got lucky.


When a bird hits your window have you ever wondered if God is playing angry birds with you?


The best feeling in the world is when someone you hate tells a joke and nobody laughs 🙂





I hate when ex's say.. I am here if you need me. like..? where were you? when we were together and I needed you?


My phone is like my lover. Its the last thing I see at night, and the first thing I wake up to every morning.


Your taste still lingerrs on my lips, like I've just placed them upon yours, and still I starve for you !


The way you stroke me, gets to me every single time. Your hands in my hair, your fingers gliding over my skin. You're way of feeling me all over. I feel you. I'm addicted...all in.


You've engulfed my senses with the essence of you. I love your body. I love touching it, caressing it, licking it, and tasting it. I love the smell, the heat, and the texture of you.